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he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
Hey ‘Chrissy riley’ go suck cock
Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
When your Best friend finally makes out with you.
"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."