To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting
"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"
A female/Lesbian who likes to drink from the furry cup and gets carried away while doing so!
That girl was so good, she's a brilliant Chuff Chewer, you need to hook up with her asap, she won't disappoint!
me girl friend's got her chuff plug in.
no shgging for me tonight
A pair of women's trousers/slacks that provide clear anatomical detail of a lady's front bottom.
My dear, those trousers are such chuff munchers that I am able to detect your virginity
A group of posh people. It is a type of onomatopoeia for the sound posh people make when talking to each other. ie "chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff"
"Why don't we have a drink in that fancy looking bar over there?"
"No it's full of chuffs chuffs "
A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"
Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"
The thick substance found at the bottom of mixed or blended drinks.
"Aren't you going to finish your carrot juice?"
"Nah, it's just chuff butter at this point."