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A variation of the shocker with the hand in a “C” shape, all four fingers in the vagina and the thumb in the anus.
Got behind the wife in the shower and gave her the Cincinnati C last night.
When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose
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This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.
"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"
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When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.
Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry
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When you ice your balls, then skeet on your girl's face, giving her a chilled surprise.
It was hotter than hell yesterday, so Humphrey gave his bitch Cassaundra a Cincinnati Chill.
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While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.
Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.
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When you have anal sex for about five minutes,right before you ejaculate you pull your penis out of their anus,shove both testicles into the anus and punching your partner in the back of the head while masturbating until ejaculation all over his or her back all in one motion.
Wow the cincinnati ballbuster was unheard of on the porn scene until now.
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