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a totally kickass girl to be around.especailly when your feeling down. shes always there for you and wont even leave your side. sometimes she forgets how drop dead gorgous she is, so she needs reminding. All the guys drool over her and follow her around like puppeis. however seh doesnt let it get to her head she is still the nicest person in the whole wide world,and she is only mean when you piss her off or attack her freinds. she also a very bootylicous butt.
Guy 1: woah dude did you just see that claudia brong?!
Guy 2: ya man she was a total babe!
Girl: awww she seeems soooo nice!
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When you accidentally pour really sticky sauce in your dogs butthole
Daniel gave my dog a sticky Claudia again
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Whenever someone blames you for something that you are too scared to explain you simply say Claudia sucks.
Mom: John! Why is my fine china broken?
John: Uh...well Claudia sucks.
Mom: I agree! Now i heard the new Harry Potter movie is out!
John: Oh boy!
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When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman sharts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.
"After running around naked in the snow last night my dick was freezing. I was afraid I was going to get frostbite and it was going to fall off, so I asked my wife for a hot claudia."
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old, ugly, teacher. Who paint everything around her pink. She loves cats, but we all know cats hates her, everyone hates her.
Person 1: "Have you seen our new maths teacher?"
Person 2: "Ew, shes such a Ms. Claudia Lawrence."
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A highly skilled teacher for Oak Academy, known as Miss Wong she is famous for being the second best Oak Academy teacher. Following behind Miss Al-Hanoosh
Wow I can't wait to meet Miss Claudia Wong!
disabled piece of crap usually likes to grind on other chicks.
Is a full lesbian and is up her self and likes to make poop slusheys then drinks it.
Person1: Hey did you see Claudia Williams today
Person2: Yea i did she looked like shit
Person1: more like a retered freak show
Person2: yea i know rite
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