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Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.
Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!
Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!
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The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.
Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.
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Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle
After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion
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When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.
1. "Dude, check out this Cleveland Jones I got goin' on!"
2. "Yo man, go for a Cleveland Jones, man. My lighter is almost out of fluid."
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A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
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The worst spin-off in the history of television.
I'll stick with Family Guy, thank you.
The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.
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Guy 1: hey, did you see that lebron is going to Miami to win a championship?
Guy 2: yes, lebron is smart. The Heat are no Cleveland Cavaliers
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