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If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.
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The month following anyone who participates in No Shave November.
Dude, I'm so glad I could shave my beard today. Clogged-Drain December is finally here.
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A whore or gay guy who has been "filled" so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have ass clogged.
"Haha look at the ass pirate work like he has a cum clog, his boyfriend really topped him off."
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when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.
(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
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A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.
Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.
Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?
Phil: You know it!
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
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When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.
"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"