1. A disastrously handled situation or undertaking.
2. Deadly Buffoon, one who doesn't care about others who will be hurt by their antics
3. Disaster forced by greedy capitalists, sacrificing all but the most privileged.
Cluster Ford: Ontario's approach to COVID is a complete #ClusterFord
Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.
The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.
The action of 10 guys ejaculating on top of one of your loved ones faces until the victim has accepted defeat.
Hey boys what do you think about pulling a cluster nut on Jerry’s parakeet tomorrow night
When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it.
ChilledChaos fired a Kooky Cluster. “When your partner drops a duce and you nut on it” - one of ChilledChaos’s friends (either APL, Mr. Sark, or Nanners.
“Like a chocolate glaze?” - ChilledChaos
A Person who is always talks and gives other people headaches.
"The next-door neighbor won't stop talking about his collection of music, he's such a Cluster Ache!!"
when you been hella horny for a real long time and you just get hornier and hornier
Luke: bruh i am mad horny right now ong
Harley: yooo bro you got that cluster fluster
An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks
Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.
Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.