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when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love
me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses
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The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
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someone that prevents you from hooking up hanging out or anything of that nature with a woman
jim is trying to get ashleys number and kyle comes up and cock blocks him with hey you get your license yet? ashley walks away and laughs while kyle precedes to get his douche nozzle ass kicked
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The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch
Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson
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to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.
"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."
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the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
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when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.
I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.
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