A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.
Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."
The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.
Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.
To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.
Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine
Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death
I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale
A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.
"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."
Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean
WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???
Another way for someone to say they want to have sex
Would you like to commit atrocities with me?