Saw Con

It's an extremely rare form of ligma. It makes the affected person immune to ligma and a vector for saw con. Extremely lethal.

Guy1: What are your thoughts on ligma?

Guy2: What's ligma?

Guy1: LIGMA BALLS!!!

Guy2: What does that mean? Is it related to saw con?

Guy1: Do you seriously not get it? What is saw con anyway?

Guy2: SAWCON MY DICK, BITCH!!!

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the pros and cons

The good and bad parts of a situation, or the reasons why you should or should not do something. This phrase comes from the Latin words 'pro', which means 'for' and 'contra' which means 'against'.

We've been discussing the pros and cons of buying a house.

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Con drop

A sudden period of feeling generally down and/or depressed after attending a convention. It is usually preceeded by a time of being "high" on endorphins and energy, feeling really great about the con before it hits you like a ton of bricks.

Con drop can happen anywhere from a few hours to a few days after leaving, and is accompanied by an intense need to go to another convention or be with friends who were there as well.

Someone in con drop will be particularly susceptible to signing up for the next convention they're told about.

Dave: Hey, I just got an email about FoodCon 2011. What do you think about going?
Joe: Dude, I'm in con drop! Now I have to go sign up for it!

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non-con

usually pertaining to fanfiction.
"non-con" is short for "non-consensual" sex, making this a nice way to say "rape".

warning: slash, non-con, and other assorted goodies.

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air-con

the Filipino way to say "air-conditioner." The Filipinos say air-con with a tagalog accent in which not a lot of people could imitate.

Jobelle! Saan yung air-con mo?!

Translated: Jobelle! Where is your air-conditioner?

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con-trollable

When a certain group/person cannot be affected by trolling.

The opposite word of "trollable" when trolling-actions leads to a reaction.

<LARP-forum>

Troll: *posting offensive comment*

Members: -no reaction at all-

The members are therefore con-trollable.

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D-con

D-con is simply an abbreviation for deep conversation. D-con has one rule and one rule only: What happens in D-con, stays in d-con!

Some d-con topics include: childhood memories, embarrassing moments, secrets, your love life, and confessions.

Sammi: that was some really intense d-con last night you guys!

Jane: yeah I feel so much closer now!

Jordan: d-con is good for the soul.

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