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When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca
Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
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It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.
Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.
Joce: Why?!
Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.
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Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
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Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
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Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!
emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care
Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!
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Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.
"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"