Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

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line cook

A kitchen employee in a restaurant, who prepares menu items for customers' consumption. Probably the person banging the hot waitress you tried to flirt with.

"Dude, our waitress is smoking. I'm going to ask her when she's getting off work."

"Don't bother, she's probable banging one of the line cooks."

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cooking on gas

when everythig is going well and nothing is going wrong

'o yes 6-0 we are cooking on gas'

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cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.

Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!

Cook Pu

C´mon, the name tells you what you want to hear.

Used in HIMYM, is one of Ted´s student.

Cook Pu is used in HIMYM, is the REAL name of one of Ted Mosby´s students.

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ben cooke

this word is normally used to descibe all spanners and muppets

ben cooke is such a spanner