Your average math teacher. Has 2 kids and is married
Cooper: i am your average math teacger and i have 2 kids and am married
Cooper is a real fucking dick!!!
No one likes him, he smells like shit and he is most likely adopted
Person 1"Who is that guy?"
Person 2 "You don't need to know hes a Cooper"
Person 3 "Yah fuck that guy!"
1. A term for a man who likes to sleep around, especially with friends of a girl he originally liked.
2. A manwhore.
Yeah, my ex was a total Cooper. I'm glad to get rid of him now.
n. a commonly used parallel to compare something that's extremely slow.
"this game is slower than cooper."
A very white name for VERY white people
That man so white he must be named cooper
Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. Used to describe something so disgusting and repulsive there is no other word for it
"Have the last piece of cake Robert"
"Shut up you fat cooper"
Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.
Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.