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penis, boy parts, pork sword
He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!
When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter
“My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”
Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.
Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.
Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.
i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.
Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
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