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penis, boy parts, pork sword
He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!
When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter
“My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”
Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.
i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.
Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.
Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.
Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
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