When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.
I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!
An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light with a lime in it.
Damn this Eastside Corona is even better than a real one. Dam Eastsiders know how to party!
Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.
Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.
aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend
(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies
Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry
useless prick who won't stay at home during the rona outbreak
Retard: Yooooo, dats him!
Retard 2: wat u talking bout bruh?
Corona boi: yeeeeeeeee, fuck rona bruh
Just another retarded millenial who won't listen to his parents and get out of home, get rona and infect them and use that to his own advantage.
Random dude: Yoooooo my man, wat u doin in this land bruh?
Corona boi: Got bored of fappin and playin fortnuts all day bruh, decided to trip a lil bit, u'know?
Random dude: wat bout ur boomers, mah dood?
Corona boi: Fuck those tards, hopefully Ima get the rona and infect them so I can sell their stuff and buy the PS5, u'know.
Random dude: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. THATS A BIG FUCKING BRAIN, BRAHHHHHH. THATS MAAAAAAAAAAAH CORONAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
A woman who has a fantastic body, beautiful eyes, lovely forehead, gorgeous hair, and sexy voice, but whose hideous face below the eyes is obscured by her N95, surgical mask, or other form of government-mandated face protection worn during the coronavirus pandemic.
Dude, I met this chick at the market today and she seemed hot as f*ck. But she was wearing a mask, so she could just be corona hot.
Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.
Anyone game for a corona party? BYOB!
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