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Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.
O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!
A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.
My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!
(v) To cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.
(n) Cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.
(v) Tim cotton blossomed that ho!
(n) "What's that on your shirt, ho?" -- "Oh, that's Tim's cotton blossom from last night!"
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A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.
Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.
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When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.
Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.
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To turn in the ladies.
As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.
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1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).
1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"
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