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You, a legendary desencant of COurTNey NoODleS, founder of the trendy troopers!!!! SUper trendy and glittery. Practically SWIMMING in sass. Your fab. dont even TRY to argue. the case on that is cloooooosed.
Oh, your a COURTNEY!? That finally explains your flawless complexion and all around trendiness!
She is a beauty her self and has loads of friends she is hard to get to but once she has opened up she is so sweet she would hold anything back and loves to fight people
she is pissed easy and has
loads of friends
A girl that likes to draw. Normal at first but once you get to know her she is really something else. She is suicidal but she won’t end her life for you. She will fight for you.has horrible dancing skills but always better than you. She’s a Courtney and you have no choice but to love her.❤️
Do you see her
Who? Courtney nah she’s nothing
But she is
Courtney isn’t a normal girl. She cries over a show one minute but teases you the next. She has an amazing ass and won’t spare a second to see you a photo. Well she doesn’t have many girlfriends, she has a ton of guy friends. She hates being called cute, tiny, or beautiful, even though she is all of them. Well short, her personality is huge and come off rude. Though if you talk to anyone that knows her, they will tell you that she’s caring and can sense ever emotion you are feeling. She has an amazing laugh that can light up a room once it’s heard. She passes out a lot but loves to make jokes about it to make people less worried. She can’t dance and doesn’t want to unless you drag her onto the dance floor. She loves tea and cheesecake. You will fall in love with that clumsy, frizzy haired girl, the moment you meet her but you better not lose her
Guy 1- Look at her. Courtney just fell down the stairs!
Guy 2- Thats hot
Well, he's a bitch, who sucks hoes and mail-order brides from the Dark Web, he loves flirting with girls, but when he gets rejected every time, he goes into the toilet and cries his ass off, he wants to have Soad, and really wants to act all cool around his so called 'friends', but like, he secretly has none, like we're his friends only out of pity, like c'mon, who'd be HIS FRIEND? HIS FRIEND? Anyway, so yeah, to sum it up, he's a bitch.
IT'S A COURTNEY WHAT THE HELL, EW!
Damn, she Courtney’d you, bro.
A girl or guy who ends up with your significant other’s best friend , or her best friend’s spouse.
Angelina got Courtney’d by her bestie when she got with her baby daddy now Angelina has no one but her kids. Poor Angelina.
Jack got Courtney’d by his wife and best friend when they ran away together. Poor Jack.
Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!