Fluff the covers

(V) Surreptitiously farting under the covers while your bed mate is out of the room just to enjoy the exclamations of disgust when he or she crawls into bed with you. Usually involves gagging and exclamations of "oh man!" Works best after foods like broccoli, eggs, beans...

You know, I really wish you wouldn't fluff the covers while I am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.

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covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

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covered wagon

Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.

Anil Anne has a covered wagon.

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cover band

A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.

Dude, I hate cover bands!
That guy is a total douchebag.

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Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

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album covers

word often mistaken as 'anal bum covers' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy

I'll take anal bum covers for 200

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Cover Productions

The best youtube channel that ever existed. Created by Dale and Keean Cover, Cover productions may not have the most subscribers, but it is a cultural phenomenon that sparked a new era and changed the youtube game forever.

Person 1: Aw man, Cover Productions hasn't uploaded in a month!
Person 2: I know man! But when they do, you can expect it to be quAlity!

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