Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
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"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"
When an extended family lives together.
We have 7 in our fam cram.
when someone inserts/crams a waffle{a shit} down someone elses throat without consent
that bitch was knocked out cold so i waffle cramed the shit out that hoe
To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.
Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.
Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.
When you use a cookie as a butt plug
Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males
when you have big and large penus and stick it in that shit and fuck hard and make her call your name and cum real fast
john: hey yo you see that fat ass
Sam: yeah. Damn
John: would you hit that
Sam: I'd cram dat
Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.
Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.