street credit

An arbitrary unit of non-physical currency (cred) commonly used in low socio-economic areas all around Australia - cumulative of the sum of all your actions within a community - at time of writing 1 cred is equal to 42 Australian cents and is subject to inflation. Activities that earn you creds range from stealing a plant from an old lady's garden (2 creds) to torching a school bus (4.5 creds, +0.5 for every student on board). These can be traded in at arcades for novelty items at the kiosk, eg. stickers, rub-on tattoos, giants combs and bootleg versions of popular Marvel characters such as Robot-Suit and Agent Spy.

Dazza: "Oi cuz, fukken - I just earned six creds (street credit) fukken up some old bat's garden. You wanna go buy sum stikers?"

Mazza: "Oi yeah, fukken oath mate. Fukken, and one of them giant fukken combs ey buz?"
Dazza: "Took the words strait outta me fukken mouth cuz. 'Aight, lets fukken have go then ay? Maccas run on the way home?"
Mazza: "Fukken, does an emu fuck budgies? Fukken oath!"

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Friend Credits

1. Currency among friends when offering money may be a faux pas or even insulting. Often accounted for when performing friendly favors.

2. Currency that replaces tangible currency when you are all out.

Friend 1: "You owe me 20 dollars."
Friend 2: "Don't have it, take friend credits."
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Luke Skywalker: "I just saved your life, you know?"
Han Solo: "I owe you one, kid, one friend credit that is."

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Flex Credits

The clout points you get from flexing too hard. Imaginary points from showing off.

Damn Denzil has crazy flex credits

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roll their credits

To end someone, especially in a brutal or especially exceptional fashion

"So I was watching the Hunger Games the other day, and Rue really got her credits ROLLED by that man Marvel"

"I can't watch horror movies anymore, they're so dumb. The characters always just sit around waiting on the killer to roll their credits"

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credit cunt

A person who uses the economic crisis to be an especially tight and miserly cunt.

You credit cunt.

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Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

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Credit Card

A credit card is something you use to buy Vbucks Or Robux.
You either steal the credit card from someone or get you're own.
there is money on the credit card that allows u to buy Vbucks Or Robux.

You swipe the Credit Card on the machine they give you when u have to pay OR if you're buying something online you have to put the card number the expiration date and the cvv

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