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when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.
"let's fuck"
"i'm on my period"
"crimson shower?"
"ok"
"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."
When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.
Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin
A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...
Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.
Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!
A stupid name made up for guy with 'Crimson' hat
Guy #1-Man look at that guy with the stupid 'crimson' hat!
Guy #2-Man lets call him 'Crimson' until he gets a new hat
A stupid title given to the person who wore a Crimson hat
Guy #1- Hay his hat says 'Crimson' lets call him that untill he cets a new hat!
Guy #2- Thats hilarious...I'm down