Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.
Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!
Have you met Cris? What is he like?
Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.
His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.
A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris
Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...
When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.
(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭
A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.
(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri