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1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"
When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.
Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.
The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.
I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.
To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.
It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.
It is occasionally used as a mating display.
I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.
Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.
Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch
Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!
An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
Noun: An untimely and unexpected erection.
Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.
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