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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021


crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by November 30, 2020


The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 05, 2022


Crudding

Similar to looksmaxxing and crud, if someone is crudding, they are attempting to get better than you,

"Crud is not crudding 💀💀💀"

"Yeah, I'm crudding? What makes you think I'm not?"

by Jollliest April 20, 2024


crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017


blow crud

Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud

Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match

by Detroit Vee March 14, 2017


Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023