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A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.
I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.
Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.
"Some Crusty Jugglers came to my house trying to sell me pillows today."
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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough
Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel
When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.
Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.
When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.
My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.