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A game that attracts fat people to stomp and jump around on a machine.
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A competitive team that competes against other teams and it’s a sport
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An arcade game for Wapanese people with NO taste in music, and can't dance. Stomping on buttons implanted in a slab of metal and plastic is NOT dancing. The closest thing it resembles are the mind-numbingly awful games at Chucky-Cheese.
Think of a TV mounted to a carriage, superimposed infront of a platform. Think of four buttons on said platform, each in one of the cardinal directions. You put a token in said device. Suddenly, brightly flashing arrows appear on said screen. You feverishly try to stomp on the buttons corresponding to said flashing arrows, and get a sense of satsifaction as your anime-fattened ass jiggles to the Jap music.
Other people look on, wondering things like; "Is that person having a seizure?" or, "Wow, that's the palst, ugliest, and most zit-covered child throwing a temper-tantrum I've ever seen!"
And now, several hundred people are going to give this definition thumbs down, with thoughts behind said downward-facing digits like: "LI3K OMG KAWAII DAIKERWESU WAI HE HASN'T EVER PLAYED IT MOMO" or "He only hates it because he sucks at it."
I hate it, and I suck at it. I've tried it, and I derive my OPINION (yes, get it through your apparently titanium-coated skulls,) from my experience with the game. Stomping on buttons does not constitute dancing. Any music from Japan sucks the prostate gland of a Capuccin Monkey.
Now, if you haven't tried the game, feel free to do so. Though this matters little, you automatically recieve my condolences for having to be subjected to its horror.
And to any fans of the game...
Just because it's from Japan, doesen't mean it's good.
If you want to dance, go to a choreographer.
USE DEODERANT AFTER WASTING $20 ON IT! DON'T STINK UP MY ARCADES!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some WoW to attend to. A REAL game.
"Dance Dance Revolution sucks."
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an old song uploaded where pictures of a cat were animated with a song.
i went on youtube and clicked on a video. all i heard was "cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance"
Park Jimin, main dancer and lead vocalist of boy group BTS.
Jimin is know for beautiful dance lines. Very versatile dancer. He manages to deliver emotions of any concept through his graceful yet powerful dance moves. Has received National honour for his fan dance performance.
Waiting for year end shows to see our dance king, dance god perform solo masterpiece
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A retarded game based soley upon the concept of dancing like a skinny asian guy bouncing around on a pad hyped up on amphetamenes jiggling and dancing to Hard House & Shitty Asian Trance
"Look at that fool having an upright-siezure"
"He's not having a siezure, he's playing DDR!"
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A scurrying about toward a purpose.
One knows the rule and one knows the drill. Anyway, that was one small detail that didn't make it in my dance through all of this.
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