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lol imagine being ratioed 14 years later
what type of fucking definition is "when two foods fail to compliment each other"
nigga tf?
"Yo you heard bout that nigga who ratioed the 14 year old definition of don't go on urban dictionary?"
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A phrase pretty much used to tell someone not to go there.
"Don't do it," Sally said to the girl before she could get a word in edgewise.
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A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.
Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !
Don't Be A bruce !!
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when someone is attractive and knows it.. and wants you to tell them, usually over Facebook photos.
girl: omg i'm so fat in my new profile pic!
boy: no you're not...
girl: but i am!!!
boy: don't beg it
....girl clearly thinks she isn't, otherwise wouldn't have uploaded said picture..
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When someone is being anal about something, he is choosing to be an asshole. He is choosing to be tight and strong minded like the anal sphincter. Therefore, you tell him; "Don't be anal".
The english teacher is anal about getting the assignments in on time.
Don't be anal about my driving officer. Can you please give me a warning?
bad behavior misbehaving asshole idiot dickhead
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A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.
You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "
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No worries; showing no anxiety
Joe:"Hey Leech who's gonna bring the beer?"
Leech:-"Don't pipas snow ho I've got it covered"
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