Damon R

Damon is afraid of girls, ever time he sees one he runs the other way. He is super short and I’m not talking just height. (;
He thinks that having long hair makes him look hot, (it don’t). In summary he tries to be cool, but fails.

Dave: Who was that that’s just fell of the skateboard?
Lucas: Oh that’s Damon R, he prob saw a girl.
Dave: Girlphobia?

Lucas: yeah that word was made because he was born

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Damon Desrochers

Damon is a two foot beauty. Damon is a baller that can sink three's and is better than John. Damon is a true beauty that gets all the girls.

Homie "Man is that ever small."
Me "Reminds me of Damon Desrochers"

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Pulling a Damon

Choking in big moments, Being scared to talk to girls

Boy 1 : Why you didn’t talk to that girl

Boy 2 : I was pulling a Damon

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Matt Damon

describes a person with anywhere from two to sixty extra teeth.

Joe: "Damn, I didn't know these fish have teeth."

Jill: "Yeah, they're Matt Damon fish."

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Damon Hill

Slang for bill/check when paying for goods or services.

When in an indian eating establishment and wanting to pay for the fine food you have scoffed you should enquire to the waiter " Oi mush get us the Damon Hill"

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johnny damon

cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.

i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though

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Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.

"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

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