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When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful
A little faggot who thinks he’s the shit because he co-owns a “healthy fast food” restaurant, but in reality he’s a pussy who wears ankle socks and is easily slappable. He’s also half jewish. But he’s a pussy. Fuck dane
Fuck dane
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A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
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(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.
"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."
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He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*
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Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook
"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."
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