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David is a man whose balls have not dropped yet. He has a PhD in sociopathy. He really loves to dick ride other people and use them. He has no empathy towards anyone and only cares about himself. Him and his small penis are manipulative, gaslighting pieces of shit. A David will ensue narcissistic acting until he tells you’re trapped and he can keep you there forever. Fuck David.. and his small dick.
“Oh my god, he’s treating her so bad..that’s a David.”
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A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
David's been on the piss all day don't go near him he might explode
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A David is a so super sexy hot real blonde has a very big penis also pulls mad bitches!
Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"
Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"
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David is the cutest boy you will meet. He is loyal, funny, goofy, and they are usually kinda freaky. They are sweet and caring but only when they want to be and can be a pain in the ass but they can always make you laugh. Davids are unique in many ways and nobody could replace them. They are always being funny and always will make you laugh when your sad. They love their friends and family to death and are overprotective.
Oh thats your man? He must be a David
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David is an amazing guy with a great smile. He is so funny and sweet. He is not afraid to have fun and can always make you laugh. He is loyal. The best boyfriend ever. David is someone who will never let you down. He is special and deserves the world.
I love him. He is the best boyfriend. David is the most amazing guy.
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