Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.

Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer

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dear white people

A racist quote that black people use for white people. A person who is a social justice warrior that blames white people.

"Dear white people i hate how you white people smell and maybe you guys can take a shower sometime."
"Im white so what happens if I say dear black people," social justice warrior, " You are racist, fuck you!!"

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Our Dear Leader

Word used by fellow members of the Labour back benches to refer to the former, glorious leader of the party, Jeremy Corbyn, who was ousted by those who wished not to take part in the coming communist revolution.
Raise the red flag high! - down with the bourgeoisie.

Crowd of Socialists: "Ohhhhhh!!! Jeremy Corbyn."
That one guy with the megaphone who speaks too much: "Hail to the our Dear Leader Lord Jeremy"

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dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

Hold on for dear life

A MW2 death screen text. Look it up.

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*

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dear Hannah prep

Dear Hannah prep is a preppy little store in Texas ran by the one and only super preppy…… you guessed it, Hannah. They steal kids and make them drink Starbucks and act preppy and model their clothing. They r going viral for controversy that isn’t that interesting. They are also viral for the iconic line in a video that said “it’s so preppy in here”. It really is preppy in there huh?

Hannah: what do you think?
Dear Hannah prep girl : it’s so preppy in here!
Hannah: is it just as preppy as u imagined?
Dear Hannah prep girl: YES

dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

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