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Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.

Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer

by Vincent84 February 16, 2010

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dear white people

A racist quote that black people use for white people. A person who is a social justice warrior that blames white people.

"Dear white people i hate how you white people smell and maybe you guys can take a shower sometime."
"Im white so what happens if I say dear black people," social justice warrior, " You are racist, fuck you!!"

by by myperson.com February 14, 2017

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Our Dear Leader

Word used by fellow members of the Labour back benches to refer to the former, glorious leader of the party, Jeremy Corbyn, who was ousted by those who wished not to take part in the coming communist revolution.
Raise the red flag high! - down with the bourgeoisie.

Crowd of Socialists: "Ohhhhhh!!! Jeremy Corbyn."
That one guy with the megaphone who speaks too much: "Hail to the our Dear Leader Lord Jeremy"

by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP September 25, 2020

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Hold on for dear life

A MW2 death screen text. Look it up.

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*

by MeatWeed February 18, 2019

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dear Hannah prep

Dear Hannah prep is a preppy little store in Texas ran by the one and only super preppy…… you guessed it, Hannah. They steal kids and make them drink Starbucks and act preppy and model their clothing. They r going viral for controversy that isn’t that interesting. They are also viral for the iconic line in a video that said “it’s so preppy in here”. It really is preppy in there huh?

Hannah: what do you think?
Dear Hannah prep girl : it’s so preppy in here!
Hannah: is it just as preppy as u imagined?
Dear Hannah prep girl: YES

by Bootyhair October 19, 2023


dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023


Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022

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