deez nuts

The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.

"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"

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deez nutz

Man This means a dudes ball sac.

You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!

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Deez Nuts

yet another way to be an asshole

Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.

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deezs nuts

deezs nuts

suck deezs nuts boiiii

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deez nuts

the testicles of a male

person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!

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deez

dazed and confused

you must be in a deez

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deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

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