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A boy or girl who lost his virginity but then ceases to receive any type of sexual activity after that. Not to be confused with a first degree virgin who has never lost their virginity.
Guy: Is Tim a virgin?
Guy2: No, hes a second degree virgin
Guy: O, so he lost his virginity years ago but hasn't got laid since?
Guy2: Yes
Guy: Sad :(
When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.
Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got a masters in life degree as a result.
A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree
Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.
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An expression meaning that even if you aren't getting the highest grades, you can still pass and get a degree. The statement is often used as a sense of comfort to those who may be struggling.
"well, I didn't do great on my exam, I was hoping to do better."
"Don't beat yourself up over it, C's get degrees"
When you get an erection at the wrong time and place, needing a quick escape. You tuck you penis into the top of your waistband at a 90 degree angle.
Person 1: Dude i had to go up to the board and write and then i got this massive boner
Person 2: Dude how'd you fix that shit?
Person 1: I 90 Degree Tucked that shit. Thank god for that quick getaway
A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.
Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.
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-the measurement of temperature in America.
1: Dude, it’s so hot out here. What’s the temperature?
2: I think the weatherman said it was 74 degrees of freedom.
1. Damn, that’s revolutionary.
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