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This is when a man pleasures himself with his pinky sticking out.
Oh, i caught tom royal delighting himself, such a classy guy.
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Any savory Italian dish-- with a dash of scandal.
Linguini and underage girls.
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The act of headbutting a woman in the belly hard enough to rock her ovaries.
She wouldn't shut her yap so I had no other choice but to give her an Ovarian Delight.
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Slogan: "For when your choices are even shittier than Sunny D"
A drink that tastes like a fat clown's asshole.
Ran the best commercial campaign ever, because they made forty of the same commercial, but with different actors in each one.
(Three guys in the backyard)
Person 1: (unrealistically enthusiastic) WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DRINK IN THE FRIDGE?!
Person 2: Well, we got some soda, some purple stuff, SUNNY DELIGHT!
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Oral satisfaction that is the result of a simple point to a person then to one's own genitalia, the person giving the satisfaction is usually a mere acquaintance. Must be done confidently and with PASSION.
The man was horny and wanted some oral gratification. He knew this loose friend, so he pointed at her and the Gama Delight ensued.
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A Buddhist wannabe's number one dream. Buddha's Delight is a more simple expression for Nirvana.
Buddha's Delight is reached through things such as showing one's "eternal fire", shouting out "om shanti shanti" and convincing your spouse that things will work out because you believe in karma.
Wow, look at that Buddhabe Francis over there. She's getting guys to rub her stomach, she totally wants Buddha's Delight.
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Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.
I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight
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