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The act of not letting yourself piss when you desperately need to; a test of sheer will.
person 1: Oh my god I really need to piss.
person 2: The bathroom's down the hall man.
person 1: Oh no thanks, I'm trying out piss denial. I've been holding it in since this morning. The pain is excruciating but I gotta make it until at least the end of the night.
person 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.
You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
a smile that someone has when they are denying the truth
looks a little akward
joe: is it true you are GAY!!!
Fred: no (he says with a denial smile on his face
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When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.
The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
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When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes
Holidays like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance (the 10 Days, for Jews, between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the 10 Days including both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur), possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.
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The act of not letting a guy have an orgasm for a long period of time.
It is sometimes done with a male chastity device (cock cage) which is often cruel for the guy because he gets even hornier and his sexual organs become more sensitive. Biology makes him want to cum, but he can’t.
Also if cock cages are worn for long periods of time, the penis can shrink from 2-4 inches !!
Ahhh, this orgasm denial is so intense!
I have been in my cage for 8 months, my dick🍆 is sooooooo horny! I want to out cum in everything, but I can’t!
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The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.
Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.
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