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Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense

by Dense3000 February 14, 2019


Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus February 21, 2016


Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 7, 2019


Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022


Dense

Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.

(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)

Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)

by Oslott October 11, 2023


dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 25, 2019


Dense Breast

A bad boob job

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast

by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016