Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

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Derp

10. Something obvious.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: I love you, that's what. Derp! :P

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Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

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derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

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derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

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Derp

Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

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Derp

The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

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