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A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
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Another name for Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is a desperate cheeto.
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Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
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Everyone,
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"
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A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.
The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.
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The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.
"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"
(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.
Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.