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Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.
Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.
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Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.
After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
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A reference to Season 1: Episode 9 of Sealab 2021. Murphy is trapped under an evil "Bebop Cola" vending machine. The soda he selected was called Minugs Dew, which probably references the American Jazz artist, Charles Minugs.
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The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?
I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing
Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.
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That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.
After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.
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Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
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