Dis Nigga

A statement often used when an African American man goes through a phase called a "Nigga Moment". Any other black males in the vicinity of the subject must respond with, "Dis Nigga" out of the fear associated with the other male's phase.

Malik: "Aye yo Jamal what you finna do after skoo?"
Jamal: "I'm finna pull up at James Charles house"
Malik: "Tf u mean cuh dat Nigga gay!"
Jamal: "Nah he aint gay he jus aint straight or sum"
Malik: "Dis Nigga..."

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Spike Dies!

A spoiler that reveals too much information.

Man 1: Spike Dies!
Man 2: Dammit, you ruined the ending!

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the rabbit died

Phrase used to indicate that a woman is pregnant. The term originates from an early pregnancy test. It was discovered that when a pregnant woman's urine was injected into a female rabbit, the hormonal difference would result in detectable changes in the rabbit's ovaries. Although this form of testing was always fatal to the rabbit, no matter what the results were, the public somehow got the misconception that only a positive result killed the rabbit.

"We'll have to get married. The rabbit died."

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dies of cringe

To see or hear something, so f*cking cringy you die.

"I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY!!!!!"
*dies of cringe*

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peep dis

"Check this out" or "Hey! Have a look at this."

Peep dis yo, I gots me some new bling bling.

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Dis 'gina

"Dis 'gina" (dĭs jahy-nuh) is a term of confidence used to punctuate a statement that is usually bold in character. A triangular arm motion with hands pointing towards one's own (potentially hypothetical) vagina is required each time "dis 'gina" is referenced.

"Dis 'gina" is akin to the terms "deez (d's or dese) nuts" or, "how about them apples?" It can also alternatively be used in place of a bud-ump-bump-chaa, 'Zing!' or 'oh snap!' at the end of a joke, or at random in conversation in place of "that's what she said" or "yo mama."

Kelly responded to Chris and Mike teasing her by making an apt and hilarious joke. She quickly punctuated her played response with, "dis 'gina!" *vagina hand motion included* to give the statement a 4realz degree of a authentication.

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Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)

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