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"I jerked off to yiff dian fox"
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
When your pedo dad smokes a 20 pack of L&B from your clit whilst simultaneously sucking shit from your bumhole.
“Time for a dirty Diane in the starbeck alleyway”
You invite Owen Lovejoy's mother over to your house and fuck the living shit out of her in front of him
I just hit the craziest dirty diane ever
A man with a 30-inch cock that fucks every milf in a 1-mile radius and is the hottest man he is very kind. Also, has came in over 100 different women.
Dian is so hot i wish he would come in me