An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.
Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"
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A cheesy, arrogant dick head on ADV who is passive-aggressive and wants a piece of you, out of the blue.
Yater brought it on, but there wasn't much there. He is a cheese dick if there ever was one!
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an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.
he's got cheese dick.
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getting hot nacho cheese put on you dick and having a girl suck it off
this one time Ben (Cheese Dick) was at the movies and there was no one in there and this chick heather (Chedda Momma) dipped his penis in hot nacho cheese and then sucked it off.
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one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!
if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick
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A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.
Honey, can I lick off your Nigga Dick Ball Cheese?
filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
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