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(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
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5 Percenter (NGE) speak for God. A spelling of the word God using the Supreme Alphabet: (G)od OCipher (D)ivine. In 5 Percenter speak, God doesn't mean a supreme or supernatural entity but rather a mere person, embodying the pantheistic notion of a supreme god who exists in every person and thing in nature. Commonly used to refer to oneself or one's niggas.
"I'm God Cipher Divine, love my pussy refined/Guess that means clean, a FDS smell with a shine/ Word up. Respect that ho."
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)
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When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.
Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"
"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
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When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site
Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory
Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!
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1. A song by the band Shinedown off their 2nd Album, "Us & Them." The longest song on the record, featuring a trippy guitar solo and sticking to the album's Southern Rock sound.
2. A slang term for LSD, comes from an interpretation of the song's meaning as the guitar solo represents the "trip."
1. Dude, did you listen to that song, Lady So Divine? That guitar solo was trippy!
2. I've got a date tonight with my Lady So Divine.
Doctrine and generalizing statement outlying all powers and greatness of Sheik(BFS)-Big F*cking Sheik. This right which may be claimed at any time, but technically is used in most instances, gives full discretion to the befour mentioned entity to do and to say whatever he sees fit.
The doctrine of Divine Right of Sheik may be used to defend the brotherhood/sisterhood of the KTR/P-UNIT ASSOCIATION by any means possible.
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DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)
I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/
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