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1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
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Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.
"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."
The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.
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A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.
“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”
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The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.
Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio
When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information
I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.
Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.
Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!
When two docking penises undock.
We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.