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The sexual itinerary of your penis. The same as your daily "work flow" or "gym flow."
Going out to the club later tonight. Gonna get my dong flow on beforehand, don't wanna go out with a loaded gun. #dongflow
To edit the text in an image and rearrange the letters to spell a nonsensical and often sexually suggestive/explicit phrase. Similar to the recurring gag that appears in the children’s book series “Captain Underpants”, but more risqué. The original “Expand Dong” was morphed from text found on the box cover of Donkey Kong 64.
sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.
That “Thicc Mints” image is one of the best examples of expand dong that I’ve ever seen.
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Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
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When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.
I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.
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The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.
"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."
A freshly knit wool undergarment for your wiener.
I'm freezin my plums off out here. That sucks Daunte, my nana just knitted me a dong sweater.
Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.
random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.