donk

VERB. to fuck someone or something.

She's hot, I would donk her if I had the chance.

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donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:

1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"

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donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

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donk

a stupid person. an idiot.

oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!

I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!

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DONK

(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.

1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.

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donk

1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.

I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.

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Donks

Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.

Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!

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