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Dose

the person who typed this meant to write Does but is illiterate

"I think he dose."

"Bro you're dumb as shit"

by SgtBeepJeep September 24, 2020


Dose

Dose is another way for saying does

How dose that work

by Aneu December 17, 2022


Dose

When you have picked up an STI/STD.

David: I knew I would get a dose when I planned to netflix and chill with Jenny!

by doombag123346 November 16, 2016


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
i) "These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

ii) John: "It rained the whole week we were there."

Frank: "Dose!!"

iii) "These lectures are a dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
i) Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."

Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid May 30, 2022


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid June 15, 2022


Dosed

"Dosed" means mind-blowing and amazing, referring to incredible facts about the world that make us trip out about the world and our place in it.

It probably originates from the podcast "DOSED with Abby Martin", spreading from the West Coast to the Midwest around 2023.

-Butterflies are crazy. Their whole bodies liquefy while they transform in the chrysalis, but they somehow keep their memories from their time as a caterpillar.
-Whoa...that's dosed.

by ahr vulture March 12, 2024


Giving one's daily dose of zinc

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth

-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii

by Orally June 25, 2017