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a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up
dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
A product use to clean out a woman's vagina
Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?
Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up
She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.
Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”
The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.
To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".
Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?